Although this contest may not propel my writing career or make me famous (although I'm starting to wonder....hmmm... are there people who write captions for a living?), I'd like to give thanks to everyone who made my victory possible.
First, I'd like to thank my agent. Wait, I don't have one of those.
Second, I'd like to think my editor who... wait, I don't have one of those either.
Third, I'd like to thank my beautiful wife and daughter.... wait, they didn't have anything to do with this (though I love them dearly).
Okay, I guess I'd like to thank only myself... for so eloquently captionizing (is that a word?) a cat/dog picture and making it come to life. I mean, it only took me like a few 30 minute sessions to perfect that darn caption. But it all paid off in the end.
Did I mention I love contests?