Student: "My orthodonist is so out to get me."
Student A: "A horse that costs a quarter?"
Student B: "One of those horses that you put a quarter in and ride?"
My Inner Voice: "I didn't sign up for this."
A one-inch binder with ENGLESH across the front in fat red letters.
Student: "Mr. Wymer, your assigned seats are so confusing."
Me: A scrunched up face.
My Inner Voice: "What the hell is this kid talking about?"
Me: "You're five minutes late. Where were you?'
Student: "My locker was jammed."
Student Sitting Far Away: "You said that last week."
Me, while looking at Student Sitting Far Away: "You get extra credit."
Running: Nil.
Writing: Off to work on revisions. Getting closer.
OK. I love these student remarks. You MUST keep a notebook of them to share with us...they're hilarious! And the kid who said, "You said that last week" needs an A+.
ReplyDeleteFunny and cute. I especially liked the seats assignment.
ReplyDeleteCan't beat the word Englesh scrawled across the binder.
ReplyDeleteclassic.
thanks for a gigle this morning.
Too funny! Loved the quarter horse.
ReplyDeleteI bet that kid's right about the orthodontist.
ReplyDeleteShe should brace for the worst.
(I'll be here all week.)