Student: "My orthodonist is so out to get me."
Me: "What is a quarter horse?"
Student A: "A horse that costs a quarter?"
Student B: "One of those horses that you put a quarter in and ride?"
My Inner Voice: "I didn't sign up for this."
A one-inch binder with ENGLESH across the front in fat red letters.
Student: "Mr. Wymer, your assigned seats are so confusing."
Me: A scrunched up face.
My Inner Voice: "What the hell is this kid talking about?"
Me: "You're five minutes late. Where were you?'
Student: "My locker was jammed."
Student Sitting Far Away: "You said that last week."
Me, while looking at Student Sitting Far Away: "You get extra credit."
Writing: Off to work on revisions. Getting closer.