Another Award (Lucky Me)

I've been given another award by Paul Michael Murphy: The Over the Top Award for Blogging Excellence.  And I have one thing to say to Paul (in Shakespearean speak):

Off With His Head! 

Another award. Yippee. I'm so excited that I can barely feel the liquidity of sarcasm seeping into my pheromones. Look, there they go, floating through Blogsburg, covering the screens of readers and Chalk Heads everywhere.

This award requires me to answer the following colonized (as in "colon" -- as in this symbol : ) phrases using only one word. Here goes:

Your cell phone: asleep
Your hair: alive
Your mother: goingto
Your father: heaven
Favorite Food: edible
Your Dream Last Night: nocomment
Your Favorite Drink: H20
Your Dream/Goal: reachable
What Room You Are In: classroom
Your Hobby: relaxing
Your Fear: dying
Where Do You See Yourself in Six Years: here
Where Were You Last Night: dreaming (something wicked)
Something That You Aren't: female
Muffins? Dogname?
Wish List Item: litagent
Where Did You Grow Up: sporadic
Last Thing You Did: burp
What Are You Wearing? cotton
Your TV: devil
Your Pet(s): extinct
Friends: love'em
Your Life: quality
Your Mood: undulating
Missing Someone: family
Vehicle: reliable (knocking on wood now)
Something You Aren't Wearing: smile
Your Favorite Store: walkable
Your Favorite Color: bluish
When Was the Last Time You Laughed: chuckle
Last Time You Cried: click
Your Best Friend: DJ Flu (wife)
One Place You Go Over and Over Again: fridge
Facebook? over-it
Favorite Place to Eat: freefood

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I will not be tagging anyone for this award.  If you want to know why, read this. If I were tagging five people, I would do it in order of good looks.

And no, you wouldn't be first.