I took Blondie to the library today. While in the children's section, she whipped out a book and flipped through it while saying things like, "Then I wipe his butt." To her credit, the book was about Maisy and how she gets ready for bed. On a two page spread there's a toilet and toilet paper roll and good ole Maisy getting ready to do number one or two (or both). Blondie was saying it really loud, like it was just the two of us with a library all to ourselves. People were eyeing us, I can sense these things.
Here are the books I picked up:
Cosmic, by Frank Cottrell Boyce
How to Survive Middle School, by Donna Gephart (Is she related to Richard?)
Project Mulberry, by Linda Sue Park