Thursday, May 26, 2011

T-Shirt & Sandals, Here I Come!

We're getting close to the end of the school year, and I can't help but think about what happens when the kids leave after our big end-of-the-year slide show in the theater.

The theater doors swing open into the afternoon sunlight and there is immediate joy. Shouts and screams and laughter. Piggy back rides, high fives, and perhaps a few dance moves. This all lasts for a few long minutes until everyone starts to say good-bye, knowing they won't see their friends too often over the summer. There is too much to do. There are camps and vacations. Competitions and classes. Malls and movies. And best of all...

No teachers.

I've become accustomed to the summer let-down, going from Mr. Wymer, who everyone wants to talk to, to Scruffy Guy in T-Shirt and Sandals, who no one knows. Teaching is a unique profession. You spend nine months professing, convincing, enlightening, invigorating, encouraging, and, best of all, laughing. And then summer comes. Students leave, and so do you. Before you know it, you're suddenly surrounded by yourself, with no one wanting your attention or begging to show you their new pink braces.

Mornings are spent looking out the window. Afternoons are spent trying to remember whether you brushed your teeth or not. Evenings are full of dinners you've prepared for your family. Nights are for telling off the last chapter you wrote.

Summer.

In September, it's miles away.

In May, you can see the yellow tape.

In June, you're collapsing at the finish line.

Summer.

T-Shirt and Sandals, here I come!



 

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Blast from the Past

It's fun to go back and look at your previous blog posts. After so many, you forget what you wrote. Here's one from a year ago. But before I get to that, here's what's on my mind:
  • I've started writing something new. I'm excited. 
  • I'm also excited about getting my bomb shelter (writing lair) in order this summer, which includes, first and foremost, electricity. I guess candles are not a bad option either. 
  • My friend writes by candle light. He says it makes you concentrate longer. I believe him.
  • Last day of school: June 9!
Now, for the blast from the past.
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Anita has tagged me with this awful survey, which makes me want to yank out my arm hairs one by one with tweezers. I loathe these question/answer posts in which someone else tags you to make you feel included or cool or just plain annoyed (that would be you, Anita). Sorry to sound like the cranky neighbor ("Get off my lawn"), but, really, my life is better without answering arbitrary questions about myself. If this were a Getting To Know The Author questionnaire for my debut novel, that would be one thing, but Five Snacks I Enjoy? Really? Who gives a hoot!

Where were you five years ago?

Sitting in the same desk I'm at now, typing on a computer, but doing something far more productive than answering questions like this.


Where would you like to be five years from now?

Sitting in a similar desk at home, typing on a computer, while writing a novel in which I'm getting paid to write.

What is/was on your to do list today?

Grade papers. Distribute a difficult open-book quiz covering the last three parts of The Trojan War. Grade quiz. Read Writer's Digest, SCBWI Bulletin. Read more of Bovine. Wow, is that book long! Fast read though.

What five snacks do you enjoy?

1. Dorritos
2. Apples (no joke)
3. Nuts
4. Soft Cookies
5. Coffee (yes, it's a snack)


What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?

1. Take care of my family (all of them), including a nice fat diamond ring for my wife. Why not? I have billions more.
2. Donate millions to charities (my choices)
3. Start a publishing company, one which only publishes YA, Middle Grade, and picture books. (It would be freaking awesome to give a greenlight on a book and take it through the process--with hired guns, of course.). Seriously, what else am I going to do, sit around and get fat? No thanks.
4. Donate other stuff to charities, like computers, books, food, clothing, shoes, medical supplies, toilets, not just money)
5. Design my own house on a massive lot that I never have to mow.


Thursday, May 19, 2011

Good Misfortune

I recently read Heart of a Samurai, by Margi Preus. It's good. You should read it. Okay, that's all.

Wait. Before I go and teach kids about Achilles's moments of emotional instability, which often cause manic killing sprees, I want to share this quote from the aforementioned book. These words line up with my teaching philosophy. I'm thinking of posting them in my classroom.

It is good for young people to experience a good share of hardship or misfortune. A person whose spirit collapses in the face of misfortune is of no use.
                               -from Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai

Monday, May 9, 2011

Gary Schmidt Responds to MY Question

Okay for Now
Author Gary D. Schmidt participated in a live webcast today from the New York Public Library. He talked about his Newbery Honor book The Wednesday Wars and his newest work, and a companion to The Wednesday Wars, Okay for Now. I had a free period during the webcast (10 AM, PT) so I watched it while sitting at my desk. The audio was clear but the picture quality was just okay. There was, however, a little on-screen entry box to type questions. And you know what? The moderator chose MY question. It was pretty cool when she said my name and then read the question and then Gary Schmidt said, "That's an interesting question." 

The Question: I noticed in the brief Okay for Now video that you write on a typewriter. Why a typewriter? For more narrative focus? 

The Answer (I'm summarizing): That's an interesting question. Do you know how hard it is to find ribbon for a 1953 Royal. I type each novel 6 to 8 times and literally cut and paste with scissors and tape. It's a process that works for me. 

Schmidt's response was longer and more in-depth, but I don't remember it all. He talked about both previously mentioned books, his writing process, and John Audubon's Bird Plates. They even showed pictures from one of Audubon's giant bird books. I'm hoping the webcast is rebroadcast somewhere, but as of now I can't find it anywhere. 

Check out my review of Okay for Now.    

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Do Not List

I've told you time and time again
Do not touch the stove with your hand
Do not stomp the floor with your feet
Do not look at me with those eyes

I've told you time and time again
And I'll be telling you no more

Do not come home muddy and wet
Do not throw your clothes over there
Do not listen to music like that
Do not slam the door in my face

I've told you time and time again
And I'll be telling you no more

I've had enough of that from you
Cause there ain't no more
Do Nots
Left in this house

I'll start you a list of Do's,
A list that starts with:
I've told you time and time again that
I do love you

Monday, May 2, 2011

Trump Cut, Please

When my students arrived this morning, I was greeted by the usual, "Mr. Wymer, you got a haircut!" So my question is, why do people always feel the need to point out: 1. when someone gets a haircut 2. the obvious. The funny thing is that kids take it to a whole new level. 

"Mr. Wymer, you look like you're in the army, no wait, you look like one of those drill sergeant guys."

"You remind me of Buzz Lightyear." 

"You look like Forrest Gump." 

I'm not making these up. Now, I admit the guy at Floyd's Barbershop didn't stop cutting when I told him to and it came out a little shorter than normal, but man, Buzz Lightyear? Forrest Gump? Nothing like a dose of Self-Esteem Enhancement Reversal to brighten up your Monday morning. 

Next time I'm asking for The Trump Cut.  

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In other news:
  • I missed the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books. We were in Newport Beach. Maybe next year.
  • I have a giant stack of books to read. Sitting on top is Tangerine, by Edward Bloor.
  • No matter how encouraging, rejection still makes me squirm. (Okay, I admit that it actually makes me want to do other things, most of them having to do with making holes in walls).  
  • It's officially warm outside, for good.
  • I'll be in Simi Valley from Wednesday through Friday... with 100 Sixth Graders...Pray for me.