MYSELF: Let me outta here!
I: I'm pretty cool, eh?
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From a young age, I was destined for success. Even my art teacher knew it. I'm particularly good at drawing disproportionate humans with oversized hands. If you need someone to illustrate that, I'm available. My fees vary, depending on the time it takes to tweak the disproportions.
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Things I think I like (in no particular order).
1. Dunkin Donuts Coffee
2. Inappropriate statements that don't cross the line but make people uncomfortable (especially ones from my two year-old daughter)
3. Facebook
4. Baseball
5. Playoff baseball (there is a difference)
6. Pepperoni Pizza
7. Buffalo chicken anything
8. A River Runs Through It
9. Cold weather
10. Skiing
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